Vocal

The vocal chord is almost as old as man himself. To avoid technical jargon I will explain it this way. A magic throat box converts kinetic energy (and roughly 83.5 % of the electrical impulses from the brain) into sound using a variety of magic throat box wind pressures. Occasionally when the sound produced harmonizes into noises that we as a society (or more accurately a culture) accept as pleasing, a vocalist is born. Once this status is achieved the performer can be paid as much as $5.00 – just to go away! In our very early years , the band never intended to sing songs, none of us being particularly pleased with our individual magic throat box skills. When combined however we found that we could arouse the interest of cats, small children and the very angry. Since then we have worked hard to try to make things right